I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I need air omfg
i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog))
So I finished this right after ORAS was revealed!!!
The only background i could give for ORAS is that mural :/
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"
"You always do this to me, Mom."
why do the good die young